Top 10 Reasons to Join the Chicago Parrot Head Club
Our club members put this list together to give YOU reasons why YOU should join our club! Without further ado here are...
| 10. | We can look for that Lost Shaker of Salt together |
| 9. | We never show up alone |
| 8. | BUFFETT!!!!!! And all the crazy folks who understand our southeast of disorder ways! |
| 7. | When we travel, we don't visit -- we start the party! |
| 6. | Because a tropical state of mind is a terrible thing to waste |
| 5. | Because there are never enough occasions to wear a Feather Boa! |
| 4. | To get "Lei'd" often |
| 3. | 'Cuz the world needs more Parrot Head excitement, and Jimmy only comes around twice a year (we're luckier than most)! |
| 2. | For the thrill of the fear that people will find out what you are really like |
| and the number one reason to join the Chicago Parrot Head Club... | |
| 1. | Party with a Purpose! What could be better? |
